Transformers II

Too say this movie had too much action in it would be like saying Mountain Dew has too much caffeine in it. You don’t drink Mountain Dew for the classy can and you don’t go see a movie with special effects on your iPhone.

Was the three-hour movie entertaining? Yes
Was it loud? Yes
Was it confusing? Yes

My biggest concern was the story in itself. It seemed to me that the director was more interested in entertaining the audience by blowing up buildings and having the transformers fight with each other that the storyline suffered.

I fought my ADD with everything I had, and from the bottom of my heart, I still couldn’t tell you what this movie was about. There were fighting scenes that were so loud and so elaborate; I literally couldn’t tell the good guys verses the bad guys.

But let's not forget about the infamous Megan Fox...

Seriously? You're telling me that if I get fake boobs, fat lips and become anorexic I'll be the talk of the town? Am I jealous? No. I don't know. Maybe. But whatever.

I realize that hot chicks make a movie but I'm pretty sure that if I was in the middle of a Transformer war in Egypt, I wouldn't be so concerned with making sure I had pouty lips and a cute outfit on. I think Ms. Fox should concentrate a little more on acting lessons if she wants to stick around Hollywood for another 5 years. At age 30, trying to be cute isn't attractive - I oughta know.

On the other hand, the last thing my male friend - and movie partner - said to me as we left was, “I think we just saw best movie this year.”

He has since seen it two more times.

I’ll let you decide.